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Feb. 21st, 2008 | 02:13 am
location: wonderwall, oasis
mood: coldcold

1. The weather.
2. The weather.
3. The sub-zero, my ass is going to fall off weather.
4. My car, for not parking itself.
5. Walt Whitman
6. My right foot for getting cuts and blisters.
7. My right ankle for twisting when I fell.
8. The ice patch in the alley behind the mill.
9. The ice. In general.
10. My refrigerator. For not having food in it.
11. My hair, for being so dry that I think it is breaking.
12. My car, for getting stuck four times this week.
13. My bed, for not being warm enough.

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from: maljane
date: Feb. 21st, 2008 04:26 pm (UTC)

For the record, I'm pretty sure Walt Whitman already died.

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from: theanimalmother
date: Feb. 23rd, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)

I'd resurrect him so I could force him to eat poop, and kill him again.

PS- I love your avatar, I was totally going to use that as my new one, but you stole it! Dammit.

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